Marvel Makes Worst Possible Choice With Kang After Jonathan Majors

Our pick for the Big Bad would still be Galactus,and we even have a way to not only introduce the planet-eater but also to get rid of Marvel’s Kang problem at the same time. This could be an after-credit scene, a prologue to a movie, or wherever else Marvel wants to stick it.

The council of Kangs—every Kang in the multiverse—gathers on one planet to discuss their plans to conquer the multiverse. Suddenly, the planet starts to shake. One of the panicking Kangs shouts, “It’s him, the World Devourer!” Pan out to Galactus, scarfing down KangTown.

Problem solved. Marvel gets rid of their Kang problem once and for all and introduces Galactus in a way that demonstrates the threat that he poses to the galaxy. You’re welcome, Disney. Please make the check out to GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT